Big Ha Ha !!
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his sex organ, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large."
The man was certain he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made his decision.
The man phoned his wife and explained their options. When the doctor returned to the room, he found the man looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?"
The man glumly answered, "She'd rather remodel the
kitchen."