Things That Are Difficult to Say
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're
Drunk:
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Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity "Cogito ergo sum." British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me! Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
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